Monday Morning

Beep, Beep, Beep

Snooze

Repeat 5x

What? Out of my way.

Sit. SIT!!!!

Get off of me!

What do you want for breakfast?

Pancakes.

I’m not making pancakes. Do you want cereal?

(In whiny voice) I want pancakes.

I don’t make pancakes in the morning. You can have them for lunch. Cereal or an orange?

Orange.

That’s it?

I’m going to wait for lunch.

Okay, don’t complain to me if you’re hungry before lunch.

Can you turn on the TV?

Can I get dressed?

I can’t find any panties.

There’s some in your hand.

Oh, I didn’t see them.

Time to get up.

(Indignant) Why????

Because you have to go to school.

GRRRRRR

Time to get dressed, hurry up and finish that.

(5 minutes later) Let’s go get dressed.

(2 minutes later) NOW!!!!!!

UGHHHHH!!!!!

Brush your teeth.

(Watching Spongebob, I turn off TV)

Ugh! I was watching that!

Brush your hair.

(Foot stomp) Okay, I’ll do it for you.

No you will not.

Can I have a hug?

What did you do with your socks?

I don’t know.

I just gave them to you.

Get your boots on.

I’m leaving.

Where’s my backpack?

I’m getting in the car.

I’m hungry.

I told you not to tell me you were hungry.

When’s lunch?

About 2 hours.

UUUGGGHHH!!! I can’t wait that long,

Should of had cereal.

Can I watch TV in here?

No.

Off the clean laundry.

Why is it all over the couch?

I’m folding it.

When’s lunch again?

At lunch time.

Just a small glimpse of my Monday morning.