Thankful Thursday

I am thankful for my Dyson. This was by far the best purchase we have ever made. Well worth the money. This sucker cleaned my house like nobody’s business.

I am thankful for contractor bags. When trying to throw out toys, it is best to have bags that are not see through. One peek can lead to a meltdown.

I am thankful I didn’t pack away the winter accessories the other week when I cleaned the front hallway. Mother Nature, being a bickle fitch, keeps giving us cold weather and snow. Really? What is wrong with you? It’s almost Easter; my girls need to wear their sandals with their dresses. They have shitted up their tights all winter and do not want to have to hunt down more pairs in between the bathing suits. Get your act together woman!

I am thankful our garbage men take everything, including furniture. We threw out a couch, a chair, an ottoman and a rug. They took it all. I went to pick up the kids at school and they were a few houses away, when I got home it was all gone. That couch was a queen size sleeper and the mofo was heavy (and covered in wet snow). Sorry garbage man.

I am thankful for Silas Robertson. Enough said.