I'm Not Naming Names, But...

There is someone in the Kraus House who is a nasty skevortz. I know it’s hard to narrow it down to just one. Let’s face it, it could be any one of them (not me of course).

Someone went outside and got a little too cozy with nature (dead nature).

Auntie Rey and I could tell something funky was up when we could smell the offending party from across the room. The offense has only one punishment…a (dreaded) bath.

If you haven’t figured it out by now, this is the offender.

 

Never trust the innocent look

She needed a bath, desperately. And much to her chagrin, she got one.

Then you know what happened to Little Miss Fancy Pants Alabama Worley? Since there wasn’t a chance in Hell that smelly ass collar was going back on her neck (it was going straight into the garbage), she got to take a trip to the pet store.

 

Wish I had that much bling

So she rolls around in filth, gets a bath, then she gets new bling and her nails done. And she can’t leave the pet store without a bone.

 

Of course, a bone to chew on, for a day

Man, she’s got the life.