Tuesday, February 11, 2014

How Stella is Like a Hollywood Has-Been

Every little girl has a little diva inside them, but Stella is a Big Diva (in so many ways). There are times she reminds me of a starlet that has lost her Hollywood glow.

She gets in the tub with all her jewelry on and doesn’t realize it. Seriously, necklace, bracelet, headbands, you name it then she looks at you with an Oops face and starts to giggle.

She makes unreasonable demands.
She wanted to sit on top of the two stools.
She wakes up in the morning looking like she’s been on a week-long bender. Come to think of it, once you brush her hair she looks like that after 10 minutes.
No pants and one cowboy boot...enough said!

This is how she wakes up looking 85% of the time.

She still gets this excited over marshmallows.

She wants fame. She’s always wants me to take her picture and post it. Now she (and Teddy want to be You Tube stars). I can just imagine the stuff they would post because I know the stuff Ted won’t let me post.

I find her passed out on her floor.
I frequently find her on the floor, a few times she's been under the bed.
She can go days eating like a bird, then binge like she’s going to the chair.

Some of her outfits could get her on the “What were they thinking” list.
A Stella-Blue original

Sunglasses have become her signature look.

She causes public scenes.

She needs her beauty rest.
Do not disturb
She calls everyone by the same name, Bubby. She’s too cool to use Dahling.

What do you think, is she a diva?

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